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One Sunday afternoon, a drunk stumbles into a baptismal service down by the river. He staggers into the water and stands next to the minister, who turns, notices the old drunk and says, \'Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?\' The drunk looks back and says, \'Yes sir, I am.\' The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. \'Have you found Jesus?\' the Minister asks. \'No, I didn\'t!\' says the drunk. The minister then dunks him under for a quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, \'Now, brother, have you found Jesus?\' \'No, I did not!\' says the drunk again. Disgusted, the minister holds the man under for at least thirty seconds this time, brings him up and demands, \'For the grace of God, have you found Jesus yet?!\' The old drunk wipes his eyes and pleads, \'Are you sure this is where he fell in?\' Rate this Joke (Added: 2006-09-15 Rating: 7.08 Votes: 37) Submitted By: -- info@alwaysgreat.com |
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